Inventions!

Last night the football game was ccccoooollllldddd. With me, I had my .99 gloves and some hand warmers. This did nothing for the fingers that were quickly forming into flesh covered icicles. I removed my fingers from their glove sleeves and wrapped them over the warmer in my palm. As I watched the finger sleeves waving in the wind I thought, this is a great invention! I did more than think it - I annouced it proudly. As soon as I said it, I realized that the people who invented mittens must have had the same idea.

Assignment: Never stop thinking up the better mouse trap. But, don’t be surprised if people stare at you when you brightly announce it.